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almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Dear Tumblr.

Learn to source shit before you post and reblog.

Some sources are reporting this child to be as young as four.

This story is shifty and dubious as hell, yet you’re all reblogging it as fact because it furthers your agenda. This only proves one thing to be true about tumblr:

You have no idea how to source anything and you are all gullible as fuck.

Awake because I’m in pain and Euro Trip is on.

Mostly cause pain.

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awkofrozenmermaid:

If none of my friends get this reference, I will cry.

KERMIT IF IT WEREN’T FOR JESSICA PLAYING PATTYCAKE, ROGER WOULDN’T BE EMPLOYED RIGHT NOW.

DAMN STRAIGHT THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

/Eddie Valiant fangirl flag is flying

toons

smallvagina:

Harsh

Where’s the alternative for

"I don’t need to see another "Cancer is horrible!" movie. I know. My family knows. Can we get some books and movies for other heartbreaking diseases/ailments that also tear young lives apart?"

Cause that’s me.

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you

disneytasthic:

  • Favorite Male Character
  • Favorite Female Character
  • Least Favorite Character
  • Favorite Ship
  • Favorite Friendship
  • Favorite Quote
  • Worst Character Death (if any)
  • This made me so happy you have no idea Moment
  • Saddest Moment
  • Favorite Location

PLEASE PLEASE :)

bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

the-greatest-dragon:

loracarol:

greenassin:

hishap:

thatfilthyanimal:

maureentheintern:

valvala:

ladygolem:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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this is fucked up

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nailed it

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holy-

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I got “fashion deity” xD

"Witch Core" I can live with that

Beach Glam

Trash Dad

les mis emo

This is probably more understandable to my spoonie friends but like, you ever reblog something and you’re blowing off some steam to it because hey, spoonies gotta get out the stress somehow. MY BLOG MUST HEAR ABOUT THIS!

And you have a well-intentioned friend who just doesn’t fucking get it. And they just reblog it and add something non spoonie related because “they feel you” and…

No you don’t! I’M SORRY BUT YOU DON’T! YOU HAVE NO IDEA! And I know you want to show me some kind of “I know your feels” but you will never know my feels and I’m SORRY but really all it did was make me kinda pissed OFF and I’M SORRY I GOT PISSED OFF but people do this enough in real life and I DON’T THINK YOU’LL EVER UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND.

And they don’t mean to offend you. If you said something to them, they’d probably be totally fucking crushed that it set off your buttons but like…

I feel like we need to hand our pamphlets because it really feels like I’m being talked down to because no this shit is not the same. It’s in the realm of “take a motrin/tylenol/aleve/etc cause that’s what I DO”. NO. DO NOT COMPARE. DON’T EVEN. NO. NO NO NO NO. Stop DOING that. I know you’re trying to show your kinship with me because you’re my friend but sometimes you have to step back and just go, “I don’t feel that way at all, I’m sorry. I don’t understand all of that pain and the surgeries and the constant medication. But if there’s anything I can do as a friend, let me give you mental hugs or support.”

I’m not gonna name drop but there’s a certain someone I’m thinking about and IF I DID NOT HAVE THIS PERSON I WOULD GO FUCKING INSANE. Okay?

sigh grumble cuss

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to fuck against a wall

Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to get married and be together forever

The true OTP is both

flamesandpain:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

I think this is how I want to die

this is totally how i want to die.

dwobbitunicorn:

cocktailsbycody:

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

Ha.

If you think this chances are you’re a) drinking shitty beer or b) shouldn’t be drinking beer in the first place. 

Some people do amazing things with beer. Like make beer and tea concotions.

BUT I CAN’T DRINK IT CAUSE IT’LL GIVE ME A SEIZURE AND I’LL DIE.

*slams door* *CRIES*

ghibli-collector:

So I was watching the extras on Arrietty and and what do I see??? Hayao Miyazaki wearing Ellie’s Grape Soda badge from Pixar’s Up! I realise that John Lasseter practically worships Miyazaki and I know that they have a good relationship but this is such a sweet gesture on Miyazaki’s part, Pete Docter must be so buzzed. I am so lame for being excited about this :s

You know, after I “grew out” of my phase of wanting to run away and join the Seven Dwarfs to become the eighth dwarf, I wanted to be a pirate. I used to yell A Pirate’s Life for Me VERY, VERY loudly.

VERY. VERY. LOUDLY. Like, it was my favorite ride in WDW when we had gone when I was six (other than Snow White’s Scary Adventures) cause…pirates, man. Pirates.

But of course then I wanted to be a dwarf again.

Cause.

Try and stop me.

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Pirates 5, 2017. That’s the tentative time.

WEEWOO WEEWOO.

there better be a fucking pintel and ragetti moment or i will bitch

i better see some undead norrington ass

fucking i swear to god

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I’m gonna stand in the hot shower for a while.

Because.

Ow.

REBLOG | Posted 20 hours ago With 1 note

On a bad day, we can have less spoons. On a good day, our spoon cost can be less. Can be. Not a rule or an exception. It just means sometimes we get lucky and things are easier for us to do.

With me? Work takes a lot out of me because I’m expected to use my hands and arms. My arm is the afflicted part of me. If I have to use my hands and arms, it’s like I have to give up two extra spoons just for my troubles.

Nothing is ever certain. Let’s see what the day holds and just how much trouble am I going to be in. Plan for taking care of myself and hope that I just do my best.