This is why my crack shipping is Doc/Grumpy.
Because I’m convinced Doc and Dopey are totally brothers. But Doc and Grumpy? Maybe there’s a little something there. They’d never say it out loud, but at night when everyone’s gone to bed, Grumpy slips into Doc’s bed and shares a quilt with him.
It gets awfully cold at night and Doc ends up with the short sheet because the fearless leader would rather everyone else stay warm. It’s not like everyone doesn’t know. But they’d rather have it this way.